Stealing a dubious title from the past of hotstickybun I figured I would bring back the trop ten. I had done something a couple months earlier in regards to some of the search terms people have used to find my website over the course of each month. Some are startling, some you would guess, others are downright scary…solely on the fact that there are some weird ducks out there, then again I don’t know if its worse them searching it or me writing about it. Yet what’s even worse is the fact that I continue to write about it and people continue to visit this website for it.
Away we go.
#10 – Beaverlodge Porn
This isnt a new search term by any means, in fact it garnered the number one spot on the last trop ten. I put it at 10 because it’s been used before but the scary thing is while only one person googled “Beaverlodge Porn” last time it has nearly tripled in search results. That means not one, not two, but three people have went out of there way to track down some Beaverlodge porno. Wow.
#9 – Oil City Porn
When I was living in Edmonton I loved Oil City…I can only imagine how much more I would of loved it if there was actually porn involved. Let’s face it though we wouldnt be involved because we’d be preoccupied with 2 dollar shooters.
#8 – Racing Bums
Apparently the video that was done has garnered some popularity. Prepare for an arrest soon.
#7 – 2009-06-23t20 02 00 0000
I’m sure this is just another random computer slang to trick google into searching for Beaverlodge Porn or any porn for that matter. I mean seriously if you seen how many hits I get through porn requests and/or nude pictures for celebrities it makes me wonder if I should just convert this site into a porno site.
#6 – is there another name for canadian geese?
Uhhh, let me ask you which weighs more…a pound of feathers or a pound of gold.
#5 – who would win in a fight? jason bourne or jack bauer
Apparently I’m not the only loser out there who actually sat and thought about this. This was just one of five similar search terms so apparently about 10 people would watch a movie about this. Get er done!
#4 – naughty girls calgary
Aren’t all girls in Calgary naughty for cheering for the Flames?
#3 – it s a double dion pierre mcguire
Every time I hear this it’s funny, I don’t know why…it could be the huge man crush going on between the two or potentially whenever I think of Pierre Mcguire I cant help think of his “Long Active Stick” flop on TSN’s trade center with Dutchy.
#2 – tequila and squirt
The average joe would be thinking of taking a shot of tequila and then squirting a lemon but considering there are so many flipping weirdos out there (even more so on the internet) one has to wonder if someone gets turned on from someone doing a shot of tequila then shitting there pants.
#1 – cheap hookers edmonton
Good to see my constant rambling of hookers and blow in the city of Edmonton has finally drawn some traffic to my website. Cheap hookers can be found in Edmonton and there were a couple of them who liked to hang out on the corner by my old condo. One in particular on a warm sunny day felt the desire to strut around the neighborhood in a pair of nice slacks and a bra. Why I didn’t tape it I dont know, perhaps I thought it would ruin my chances. Another one got kicked out of the liqour store across the street only to faceplant into the curb because she was to drunk to walk in high heels.
What’s a cheap hooker worth in Edmonton? Im going to go out on a limb and say a bottle a Clear Creek Ice, a nine iron, and perhaps a new pair of dentures or a razor.
Till next time peddies
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